I might be the first female to say this in all of New York City, but I think I understand Mr. Big before his and Carrie’s wedding in Sex and The City: The Movie. I need to be reminded that at the bare bones, it’s me and my love – whether that be my boyfriend, my fav read, whatever. Because right now, I’ve never felt so overwhelmed by luxury in all my life.
My boyfriend is trying to plan out this fantastical weekend set in a historic – and incredibly swanky – New York hotel, complete with an entire floor to ourselves, a private Jacuzzi, the works. And while I appreciate the gesture, I can’t help but feel like it’s all too much. I mean, while he was planning this romantic getaway, I was planning on how much it would cost to get to the Statue of Liberty and whether or not my Chucks would weather the storm if it rained. Now, should I be pulling out the heels, the one Coach bag I got as a gift? And what does this make of our relationship?
In many ways, life is always comparable to a good book. Or at least you hope your life turns out to be a decent read. And every book worth reading has good, simple yet effective syntax. The problem is here, in my life, my boo is turning our relationship, a simple declarative sentence, into a complicated, multi-dimensional, too-many-clauses-having, over-the-top, adjective-loaded, three-line sentence (complete with unecessary parentheses). See what I did there?
We’re going from $1 pizza around the corner from my college dorm to $50 appetizers on Central Park West. I don’t even know how this happened. And while it all sounds great in theory, I don’t think the right message is coming across. I want it to feel like me, him and time. Not me, him, time, money and the nosy old lady at the front desk.
So how to edit this run-on sentence: find the message and reword. I’m going to have to remind myself, and him for that matter, that our tale is going to be a classic. And for that to happen, we need to make sure that we live out our story in a way that we understand and will compel our future selves, our readers so to speak. Our language has to be simple. It doesn’t mean we can’t throw in a few upper echelon adjectives, some longer sentences here and there, for a break from the monotony. But first, let’s set the pace, get a solid setting, and paint a clear direction for where this tale is headed.







